This week, Ashley and I talked about our half-marathon in Las Vegas (she totally beat me, as predicted. I’m going to go ahead and blame my kids for my lack of training) and some actual news stories so that you can get your think on before you get your drink on. Tune in to hear smart, snarky commentary on:

1. A Fast & Furious Update … Plus Eric Holder is a Douche Canoe
2. Why Europe Hates British Prime Minister David Cameron
3. Plan B ‘Birth Control’
4. The Obama Family: Climate Change Deniers by Way of Vacation
5. Sesame Street Goes to Pakistan
6. The Worst Post-Date Letter Evah
7. 80-Year-Old Granny Faces Charges for Feeding the Ducks

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. The Real Unemployment Rate
2. Barney Frank’s Impending Retirement (and Also Scott Brown)
3. Santa School (Yes It’s a Real Thing)
4. Horse Slaughtering in America
5. Newt Gingrich’s Ego
6. The Ugly Meter App (I scored a 7.7! I’d care more, but apparently it’s random)
7. The Pro-Life iPhone

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. Why Everyone Should Pack Heat
2. Black Friday Shoppers Use Pepper Spray To Get Deals
3. Climategate 2.0
4. Newt Gingrich Hearts Illegals … Or Something
5. Does the Paparazzi Go Too Far?
6. England Bans Bullies From the Internet
7. The Texas Drought Kills Innocent Christmas Trees

This week, Ashley Sewell and I talked about:

1. Jason Mattera vs. Joe Biden
2. Muslims At Catholic School Think Crosses Are Icky
3. Occupy (Where Ever) Updates
4. Welcome to the Royal Family of the 21st Century
5. Shamu and Slavery
6. Final Baseball Update of the Year
7. Michelle Obama and the Racist Republicans

Plus we have a rant, a dirty joke from Eli, and a Dude of the Week. Happy listening!

This week, Ashley Sewell and I talked about:

1. Joe Biden and the Rapists
2. Solyndra 2 … aka Fiskar and Tesla
3. The Ohio Backyard Zoo Massacre
4. TSA: Not Just for Airports Anymore
5. Google’s Self-Driving Car
6. Gaddafi: Now easier to spell! “D-E-A-D”
7. Inked-Up Barbie

Plus we have a dirty joke from Eli, a rant, and a Dude of the Week.

Happy listening!

This week, Ashley and I talk about:

1. Attack Watch!! (With special guest Ezra Dulis)
2. Global Warming Baloney Crabs
3. Illegal Immigrants … or Jay Walkers?
4. Not-So-Stellar Dancing with the Stars Lineup
5. Olive Garden, Michelle Obama, and French Fries
6. The Fate of Netflix
7. The Big Fat Mess that is Solyndra

Plus we have a rant about the Los Angeles School District, we’re honoring some courageous corpsmen as Dudes of the Week, and Eli has hilarious dirty joke.

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