This week, Ashley and I are live at CPAC, where we’re having a blast meeting up with Twitter friends, making new friends, and trying our darnedest to put together a show without getting too distracted by our collective ADOS – Attention Deficit Oh Shiney!

We chatted a bit about what it’s like to be here, what it was like to meet Chuck Wollery, and the conspiracy theory about what happened in our hotel room before we checked in. Plus we had the top seven stories of the week, so you can impress your boss, your friends, or your fellow CPACers at the bar this weekend.

1. Gisele Should Shut Up and Just Look Cute
2. Obama’s Contraceptive Deception
3. A chat with Vikrant Reddy
4. Drones: Coming to a Spy Store Near You
5. Is the Government Spying on Our Tweets?
6. Glitter Bomber Jailed for Throwing Tiny, Sparkly Missiles
7. Mess in the UN: China and Russia Team Up for Special Interests in Syria

Happy listening!

This week, Ashley and eschewed our normal format to tackle the two hot topics of the day: Boobies and baseball.

Seriously we had so much to say about Susan G. Komen, Planned Parenthood, the Rangers, Josh Hamilton, and drinking as a recovering alcoholic or a pregnant lady… that we didn’t have time for anything else!

So forgive us this one time for doing Two Hot Topics from Two Hot Chicks instead of our regular Top 7.

We’ll see you guys next week with seven topics, live from CPAC in Washington, DC.

Happy listening!

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. The State of the Union
2. More Solyndra and Green Energy Fail
3. Death Row Inmate Mocks Taxpayers
4. Who’s the Racist Now?
5. The Power of the Private Sector (in Vegas!)
6. Rand Paul and the TSA
7. French Elle, Michelle Obama, and Fashion in the African-American Community

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. Ashley’s New Job with Senatorial Candidate Ted Cruz
2. The GOP Primary
3. The Hunger Games (Awesome Book!)
4. Scarlet ‘F’ Wristbands for Fat Kids
5. The Keystone Pipeline
6. SOPA
7. Jenny’s Upcoming Weekend in LA

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. California Crunchies at the Farmers’ Market
2. So, You Want To Be an Iranian Scientist?
3. The GOP’s Super PAC War
4. The Supreme Court Sides with Religious School
5. Marines Pee On Dead Terrorists (And This Is a Problem?)
6. School Dress Codes … For Teachers
7. Bacon = Cancer

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. GOP Primary Update After the Iowa Caucuses
2. Facebook Apologizes For Removing Abortion Instructions
3. The Economy and the Latest Jobs Numbers
4. Parenting (and MTV)
5. The Department of Transportation and Transparency
6. Sharks Fins You Eat
7. Hybrid Sharks That Will Eat You

This week, Ashley and I talked about 2011 – the good, the bad, and the ugly. And between Anthony Weiner and Charlie Sheen, there was a whole lotta ugly last year. Instead of 7 topics, we covered 7 categories during this two-hour special.

Happy listening!

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. Tim Tebow vs. The Crazies
2. Paul Ryan, Ron Wyden, & Medicare
3. The Final GOP Debate Before the Iowa Caucus
4. Obama Asks Iran to Pretty Please Give Us Our Drone Back
5. The Geezer Bandit
6. Automated Border Patrol Crossings
7. Jenny’s New Favorite Show: Sherlock

This week, Ashley and I talked about our half-marathon in Las Vegas (she totally beat me, as predicted. I’m going to go ahead and blame my kids for my lack of training) and some actual news stories so that you can get your think on before you get your drink on. Tune in to hear smart, snarky commentary on:

1. A Fast & Furious Update … Plus Eric Holder is a Douche Canoe
2. Why Europe Hates British Prime Minister David Cameron
3. Plan B ‘Birth Control’
4. The Obama Family: Climate Change Deniers by Way of Vacation
5. Sesame Street Goes to Pakistan
6. The Worst Post-Date Letter Evah
7. 80-Year-Old Granny Faces Charges for Feeding the Ducks

This week, Ashley and I talked about:

1. The Real Unemployment Rate
2. Barney Frank’s Impending Retirement (and Also Scott Brown)
3. Santa School (Yes It’s a Real Thing)
4. Horse Slaughtering in America
5. Newt Gingrich’s Ego
6. The Ugly Meter App (I scored a 7.7! I’d care more, but apparently it’s random)
7. The Pro-Life iPhone