Dear Mr. Unavailable …

I have to break up with you. I’m sorry, I know this comes as shock, but I just can’t do it anymore. I love you, and I have loved you since I first started dating in my teen years. Actually, I think I’ve loved you since I was about seven and I chased you around on the playground.

I always thought I could fix you, Mr. Unavailable. That if I were patient enough, loving enough, kind enough, smart enough, enough enough, you would suddenly and magically transform into someone that wanted to go all in with me.

You have misled me too many times and frankly, I’m tired of your crap.

I finally, finally got it — I can’t fix you. God knows I’ve tried. But I’m not the real fixer, He is, and for some reason it’s a lesson I have to live over and over.

It doesn’t matter why you’re unavailable, Mr. Unavailable, because the end result is the same for me. I slip into the comfortable relationship with you because it’s so familiar. I know this dance. Or should I say I know what it’s like to be a wallflower in love, waiting for you to finally pick me.

I say I want a nice guy, but instead I’ve been picking the challenging ones. The ones that don’t love Jesus, or the ones that say they do but don’t mean it. The workaholics, the underachievers, the closeted gays, the ones that aren’t over their exes, or the ones that only text at midnight after a few drinks — I’m not making excuses for you anymore.

Why am I waiting for you to love me, Mr. Unavailable, when I’ve had a perfect love in front of me this whole time? Jesus loves me, and if I’m good enough for Him, then I’m good enough for me too.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I have finally recognized my part in it. I trusted in myself and my own abilities too much while simultaneously doubting my own value. Isn’t that insane? No wonder I keep pursuing crazy men.

Needless to say, it’s not you, it’s me. I didn’t get divorced just so I could make the same mistakes over and over again. After three months of first dates and an unrequited crush or two, I’m going to stop obsessing.

If you don’t like me, you don’t like me. I can’t make you like me. Jesus likes me, and you know what? That’s enough for me.

Goodbye Forever,
Jenny

Comments

  1. Jenny, if you’re story is semi-real, let me encourage you to put off dating for another 2 or 3 years. It takes a considerable chunk of time to get healthy after a divorce.

    • Anonymous says:

      True… you don’t want a “rebound.”

    • Urgent Message to Leif Erikson says:

      An urgent message to Leif Erikson:

      Dude, bro, get your daughters away from this slut. Let me tell you something, there is no one easier to fuck than a single mother who drinks and uses “diet pills.” http://thestir.cafemom.com/healthy_living/170626/mom_confession_i_take_prescription?utm_medium=feed&utm_source=feedburner&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+cafemom%2Fthestir%2Fblogger%2F32+%28The+Stir+By+CafeMom%3A+Blogger+Jenny+Erikson%29

      Sorry to say, but Jenny is probably going to get banged out by about 20 guys in the next couple of years. Any given one of them could slip her a Xanax and head into your girls’ rooms.

      Do whatever it takes. Get them out of there.

    • even if you destroyed your “Godly” family by choice? She’s looking tor the BIG cockaasss she always wanted, but never thought she could get. Turns out, she still can’t
      If your believe in The big man upstairs like she does and I used to, pray for those girls to go live with their Dad as soon as they can

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  2. Cardfish says:

    Jenny will convert to Islam. Bank on it.

  3. Let not the wife depart from her husband. But if she departs, let her remain unmarried let her be reconciled to her husband.

    … if as long her husband lives, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress…..

    …and he that marries her that is divorced commits adultery.

  4. DeepThought says:

    I believe you are being used as an example for many of the shallowness and selfishness of many women and that includes women who call themselves Christian but do not practice the faith.

    For example: Your tattoo you are so proud to flaunt.
    Leviticus 19:28, “Do not cut your bodies for the dead, and do not mark your skin with tattoos. I am the Lord.”

    how much more clearer can the Bible be? It says no to tattoos and what do you do? get a Tattoo and flaunt it over the internet?

    You divorce …and flaunt it over the internet.

    You get ex-communicated and flaunt it over the internet.

    Form for Excommunication:

    As you know we have announced to you the great sin committed and the grievous offense given by our fellow-member, Jennifer Erikson, to the end that, by your Christian admonitions and prayers, she might come to her senses, turn to God, and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will (2 Tim. 2:26).

    [Another side note. Snare of the Devil. I’m sorry, but I just snorted. Y’all should’ve heard it. It was totally sexy. Snare. Of. The. Devil.]

    …So yeah that happened.

    Sexy??? What part of Christian woman do you not understand? It is obvious to many that you lack a total grasp of what it means to be a Christian woman.

    And keep sleeping around. I am positive it will work out for you. Go Go Girl Power!

    • Honey, come on. Due your due diligence and research the bibles ACTUAL history. It was written by men who wanted power and to control the populace with this book. You people are so brainwashed. Jenny, live your life as you see fit. These lunatics are judgy-mongers! They have no place. It is time to support our fwllow humans, not judge them based on a book wrote by selfish, uneducated, biggots.

  5. God hates you, you filthy whore. Jesus hates you too. You are going to burn in hell, you vile filthy WHORE!

    • What is wrong with you people? Look i am not religious, but i still respect the choices of others whether they are religous or not. We are in control of our lives, we chose to make our lives what they are, we cannot control others, but we can control the choices we make.

      Jenny, i thought you deleted hate comments like these….this is a disgusting show of what religious bias does to people. These types of people make me glad i am not religious. Do not be confused, i am spiritual in my own way. I am harmonious with the earthforce, but i follow natures call, not biggot mans call.

      • I hope that you are pretty Vera. At least for now you might be having a good time. But practice taking care of cats in your old age when you are a sagging bag of skin and no man will have you.

  6. Bob Robertson says:

    Man, is this woman for real? She is narcissistic and a whore. She is today’s American woman, fed by media that instructs her that her every whim should come true. Told that all men should be hankering for her and there to be her prince charming at her back and call.

    Screw that. If you are man reading this, don’t bother with American women. They are a lost cause.

    This one will end of a fat alcoholic with some very screwed up children.

  7. justtryingtohelp says:

    Hi Jenny,

    Here is some light reading for you:

    http://www.returnofkings.com/31153/8-essential-rules-for-banging-a-single-mom

    Basically, what it is saying is PRETEND to be what a single mother is looking for and she will let you bang her like a bowling ball. Works pretty well in my experience.

    Not saying this is the only kind of guy you will find, but it would sort of be karmic justice (since you pretended to marry Leif and all).

  8. Jenny, I only know you from a hole in the ground because of your recent post on the HuffPost, but got an inkling from one to the respondents to that, that you might be an obsession of the crazed denizens of the “men’s rights activist” set.

    Have you perhaps considered turning off the comments feature on all of your posts for a while until they crawl back into their caves or find someone else to obsess over? I notice that your posts are relatively sparse, which would be another way of throwing the scent off, but you shouldn’t have to silence yourself to be rid of nasty MRA types. That’s no better idea than was never voicing your concern with something in your marriage or always following your husband’s lead even when he was wrong.

    Not that I’m crazy for your conservative politics, but I have some sympathy for a woman of any political leaning who has become the favorite hate object of vitriol-spewing misogynists.

    • justtryingtohelp says:

      It could be that she knows she deserves it. Or possibly that the posts are helping her to understand. See, the basic concept is that Wave 2 Feminism (aka man hatred) has penetrated so deeply into the culture that it is hard to identify where it is coming from–like an echo chamber.

      And since women tend to be more sensitive to cultural pressures to conform, they are acting like nasty skanks without even realizing it. They initiate the vast majority if divorces and then go get banged out by 50 dudes because they think they are being empowered by it.

      In reality, they end up alone and bitter; loved by no one but their collection of cats because they are undeserving of anything more. And they don’t know why, so it’s frustrating.

      Jenny has a unique opportunity to learn from her mistakes because she has been identified as a scion of all that the “manosphere” has been warning about. Maybe that’s why she is letting it continue, at least subconsciously.

      • justtryingtohelp says:

        What would be really interesting is if she had an epiphany, went back to Leif (or at least apologized–who knows if he would have her back) and then joined in the fight against the pernicious evil of Wave 2 feminism.

    • ProudFather says:

      Mary Sez: “the crazed denizens of the “men’s rights activist”

      Ahh, right… just label the victims of injustice ( aka “family” court system ) as “crazed.” What a great idea! That way you won’t have to face the reality that American men are getting FED UP, and the Internet now allows us to not feel like the only one who’s lives have been destroyed.

      I promise you this: most men are very longsuffering, and would rather just take abuse, than fight.
      But the genie is out of the bottle now, and men always have one “Nuclear option” in this whole mess.

      To collectively tell women “to h*** with you.”

      And it IS happening, and ther is NOTHING you can do to stop it, sweetie.

  9. The comments on this blog should be compiled and broadcasted nationwide. “Conservative christians” expose themselves as the neo fascists that they truly are.

    And I don’t know anything about that Leif guy, but I feel sorry for any woman who would be in contact with the so called men who harrass this woman. I hope anyone married to you guys has the common sense of filing for divorce. Those poor kids of yours….

    • justtryingtohelp says:

      Why would I marry a western woman when I can bang them like a bowling ball any day of the week?

      • You tell me.
        Leave women, children and old people alone, please.

        • justtryingtohelp says:

          Because they are the weaker sex, right? Until they are feeling empowered and “lean in.” And then they get tired of that and are the weaker sex again, right?

        • justtryingtohelp says:

          And, I will tell you, I would never, ever, ever marry a woman who has been influenced by the ascendant second wave feminism over the last 40 years.

          • Good for those women and their families. Any reason that keeps the likes of you from a woman is a good one in my book.

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  11. Hey Jenny,

    I just wanted to comment on THIS POST, LOL.

    Loved it. Totally a universal problem, as Mrs. unavailable has been a real pain in my ass. You ever do the I’m-breaking-up-with-me-for-you conversation?

    “No, really, you don’t like me! Trust me! It’s cool, I’m not upset, I just don’t want to waste either of our time anymore.”

    I enjoy your writing, keep it up!

    -Jake

  12. You’re stupid and fat. No one cares about your ugly life

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  14. Truly a great blog! So unintentionally hilarious that I’m in shock and awe. Quintessential young woman behavior. Dump the loyal and patient husband so she can run off and bang hot guys. Except she’s not hot enough for the hot guys so she just gets pumped and dumped, over and over and over.

    Will probably wind up marrying some shlub even more pathetic than her ex-husband, while the ex-husband will marry a younger, prettier girl. I’d bet money on it.

    Love it! Fiction couldn’t be written as well.

    • “…while the ex-husband will marry a younger, prettier girl.”

      NOT if he has an ounce of brains, he won’t! More and more men are learning that Marriage 2.0 is a fool’s game that is best avoided: “the only way to win is not to play”.
      “The foolish never learn; the smart learn from their mistakes; the truly wise learn from the mistakes of others.”

      MGTOW — giving women the husbands they said they wanted: NONE.

  15. nikfury69 says:

    Dear Jenny,

    Thanks for your honesty and openess in sharing your life, marriage and walk with Christ.

    I’m a father whose son wouldn’t believe in the Red Pill and women’s self interests.

    You have been proof needed for him to realize the real truth about most women and their concern about themselves over their children, husbands/marriage or even their deity.

    Thank you very much!

  16. nikfury69 says:

    Dear Jenny,

    Thanks for your honesty and openesJis in sharing your life, marriage and walk with Christ.

    I’m a father whose son wouldn’t believe in the Red Pill and women’s self interests.

    You have been proof needed for him to realize the real truth about most women and their concern about themselves over their children, husbands/marriage or even their deity.

    Thank you very much!

  17. Michelle says:

    Good morning Jenny, I trust this note will find you well. Dubbed the human Ken doll, I am writing today to offer you a story on Rodrigo Alves as he undergoes yet another cosmetic procedure on June 5th 2015 with Beverly Hills hair restoration surgeon, Dr. John Kahen, M.D. . I was unable to locate your contact information on CafeMom and figured a comment on your blog would be the next best thing. Please contact me should this be of interest to you. Given the coverage on another human doll, Valeria Lukyanova, on CafeMom, I know your readers at CafeMom would surely enjoy this piece as well. Thank you Jenny, and I hope to hear back from you soon.

    Kind Regards,
    Michelle
    michelle@beverlyhillspr.com
    310-734-2010

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    saya mau mengucapkan terima kasih yang tidak terhingga,, serta penghargaan dan rasa kagum yang setinggi-tingginya kepada KI SAKTI,,saya sudah kerja sebagai TKI selama 5 tahun disingapura,,dengan gaji lebih kurang 3jt 500/bln,,tidak cukup untuk memenuhi kebutuhan sehari-hari,,apalagi setiap bulan harus mengirim orangtua di jawa barat,,sudah lama saya mengetahui room om ini,,juga sudah lama mendengar nama besar KI SAKTI,,tapi saya termasuk orang yang tidak terlalu percaya dengan hal ghoib,,jadi saya pikir ini pasti kerjaan orang iseng yang mau menipu..tapi saya pikir tidak ada salahnya untuk mencoba minta angka ghoib KI SAKTI.
    dan kemarin saya di beri 4d singapura yaitu 9942 ,,saya benar2 tidak percaya dan hampir pinsang,,angka yang di beri KI SAKTI ternyata tembus 100%,,awalnya saya coba2 menelpon,,saya bilang saya terlantar disingapura,,tidak ada ongkos pulang,,terus beliau bantu kasih angka 9942..mulanya saya tidak percaya,,mana mungkin angka ini keluar,,tapi dengan penuh pengharapan saya pasangi kali 175 lembar,,sisa gaji bulan JUNI ternyata meledak….!!!
    dapat 500jt..sekali lagi terima kasih banyak AKI,,saya sudah kapok kerja jadi TKI,,rencana bulan INI mau pulang aja ke jawa barat,,buat AKI saya tidak akan lupa bantuan dan budi baik KI SAKTI
    yang ingin merubah nasib seperti saya silahkan hubungi
    KI SAKTI di nomor: {_082_338_188_733_}
    demikian kisah nyata dari saya (( SUMPAH DEMI ALLAH.!!..INI BUKAN REKAYASAHH ))

    BUTUH ANGKA GHOIB HASIL RTUAL KI SAKTI
    angka;GHOIB: singapura
    angka;GHOIB: hongkong
    angka;GHOIB; malaysia
    angka;GHOIB; toto magnum
    angka”GHOIB; laos…
    angka”GHOIB; macau
    angka”GHOIB; sidney
    angka”GHOIB: vietnam
    angka”GHOIB: dubai
    angka”GHOIB thailand

    ——————————————–

    Pengakuan tulus dari saya IBU MADINA TKI kerja disingapura
    saya mau mengucapkan terima kasih yang tidak terhingga,, serta penghargaan dan rasa kagum yang setinggi-tingginya kepada KI SAKTI,,saya sudah kerja sebagai TKI selama 5 tahun disingapura,,dengan gaji lebih kurang 3jt 500/bln,,tidak cukup untuk memenuhi kebutuhan sehari-hari,,apalagi setiap bulan harus mengirim orangtua di jawa barat,,sudah lama saya mengetahui room om ini,,juga sudah lama mendengar nama besar KI SAKTI,,tapi saya termasuk orang yang tidak terlalu percaya dengan hal ghoib,,jadi saya pikir ini pasti kerjaan orang iseng yang mau menipu..tapi saya pikir tidak ada salahnya untuk mencoba minta angka ghoib KI SAKTI.
    dan kemarin saya di beri 4d singapura yaitu 9942 ,,saya benar2 tidak percaya dan hampir pinsang,,angka yang di beri KI SAKTI ternyata tembus 100%,,awalnya saya coba2 menelpon,,saya bilang saya terlantar disingapura,,tidak ada ongkos pulang,,terus beliau bantu kasih angka 9942..mulanya saya tidak percaya,,mana mungkin angka ini keluar,,tapi dengan penuh pengharapan saya pasangi kali 175 lembar,,sisa gaji bulan JUNI ternyata meledak….!!!
    dapat 500jt..sekali lagi terima kasih banyak AKI,,saya sudah kapok kerja jadi TKI,,rencana bulan INI mau pulang aja ke jawa barat,,buat AKI saya tidak akan lupa bantuan dan budi baik KI SAKTI
    yang ingin merubah nasib seperti saya silahkan hubungi
    KI SAKTI di nomor: {_082_338_188_733_}
    demikian kisah nyata dari saya (( SUMPAH DEMI ALLAH.!!..INI BUKAN REKAYASAHH ))

    BUTUH ANGKA GHOIB HASIL RTUAL KI SAKTI
    angka;GHOIB: singapura
    angka;GHOIB: hongkong
    angka;GHOIB; malaysia
    angka;GHOIB; toto magnum
    angka”GHOIB; laos…
    angka”GHOIB; macau
    angka”GHOIB; sidney
    angka”GHOIB: vietnam
    angka”GHOIB: dubai
    angka”GHOIB thailand

  19. TheWrathOfGod says:

    You are a miserable cunt. die and burn in hell.

  20. saya pak junaidih. posisi sekarang di taiwan
    bekerja sebagai buruh bangunan dan
    gaji saya pun cuma pas-pasan
    setiap gajian selalu mengirimkan
    orang tua di kampung
    sebenarnya pengen pulang tapi
    uang saya tidak cukup.
    sempat saya putus asah dan secara kebetulan
    saya buka2 internet ada seseorng berkomentar
    tentang MBAH jonoseuh. katanya perna di bantu
    melalui jalan togel saya coba2 menghubungi
    karna di taiwan ada pemasangan
    jadi saya memberanikan diri karna sudah bingun mau berbuat apa lagi.
    saya minta angka sama MBAH jonoseuh
    angka yang di berikan 4d untuk pemasangan taiawan tembus 100%
    dan saya menang 250 jt terima kasih banyak MBAH jonoseuh
    kemarin saya bingun syukur sekarang sudah senang
    dan rencana mau pulang ke indon untuk buka usaha
    bagi penggemar togel ingin merasakan kemenangan
    terutama yang punya masalah hutang lama belum lunas
    jangan putus asah HUBUNGI mbah jonoseuh DI NO: 0823 4444 5588
    tak ada salahnya anda coba
    karna angka ritual MBAH jonoseuh tidak perna meleset
    daningat kesempatan tidak akan datang untuk yang kedua kalinya..!!!

  21. Pak Sabaruddin says:

    Hal yang tidak pernah terbayankan kini menjadi kenyataan kepada keluargaku,,,kusus untuk AKI SANTOJOYO kami ucapkan banyak terimakasih yang sebesar-besarnya kepada aki. karna berkat bantuannya alhamdulillah keluarga kami bisa lepas dari hutang dan masalah, karena nomor “GAIB” untuk pasang togel, hasil ritual AKI SANTOJOYO meman benar-bener merubah nasib kami hanya sekejap,dan disitulah aku berkesempatan kumpulkan uang untuk buka usaha kembali,karna rumah juga sudah disita bank,,warung makan jg sudah bangkrut,,tapi itu semua aku masih tetap bertahan hidup dengan anak istriku,,walau cuma ngontrak tapi aku tetap bersabar dan akhirnya AKI SANTOJOYO lah yang bisa merubah nasib kami..maka dari itu AKI SANTOJOYO orang paling bersejarah di keluargaku…!!!jadi kepada teman2 yang di lilit hutang dan ingin merubah nasib seperti saya silahkan hub AKI SANTOJOYO di nomor: 0852~1159~9919 dengan penuh harapan percaya dan keyakinan insya allah pasti tercapai.

  22. Uh are you talking about your prophet Joe Smith?

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  24. zahid hamidi says:

    assalamualaikum wr, wb…. Sujud syukur saya ucapkan
    kepada ALLAH SWT telah mempertemukan saya dengan Aki balapati.. dan berkat bantuan Aki balapati saya ini bisa bangkit lagi, Saya sudah membuka usaha JUAL ALAT BANGUNAN.. Saya atas nama Zahid Hamidi serta keluarga mengucapkan banyak terima kasih yg amat dalam kpd Aki balapati atas pertolongannya melalui angka2 togel ini.. Memang di internet sudah banyak (MODUS PENIPUAN) yang ngaku2 bisa meramal togel tapi hasil NOL.!! Saya cuma percaya kpd Aki balapati karna saya buktikan sendiri.. Bagi anda yang ingin seperti saya anda bisa Call Aki balapati di 0853 9233 2888 atau kunjungi blog yang saya tempati mengambil nomor AKI di http://setan-togel988.blogspot.co.id
    Memang kepercayaan itu adalah suatu keberhasilan karna saya sudah merasakannya..

    Nama:Zahid Hamidi
    Tempat Asal:Tasikmalaya Jl. Pahlawan KH. Z. Mustofa RT. 09/08 Desa Sukamenak Kec. Sukarame Kab. Tasikmalaya, Jawa Barat, Indonesia.

  25. ibu mila di malaysia says:

    cepat kaya dan kepengen menang angka togel 2d 3d 4d 5d 6d.

    ,,.,KISAH NYATA ,
    Aslamu alaikum wr wb..
    Bismillahirrahamaninrahim,,senang sekali saya bisa menulis
    dan berbagi kepada teman2 melalui room ini,
    sebelumnya dulu saya adalah seorang pengusaha dibidang property rumah tangga
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    namun namanya cobaan saya sangat percaya kepada semua orang,
    hingga suaatu saat saya ditipu dengan teman saya sendiri dan membawa semua yang saya punya,
    akhirnya saya menaggung utang ke pelanggan saya totalnya 470 juta dan di bank totalnya 600 juta ,
    saya stress dan hamper bunuh diri anak saya 2 orng masih sekolah di smp dan sma,
    SUAMI saya pergi entah kemana dan meninggalkan saya dan anaka-naknya ditengah tagihan utang yg menumpuk,
    demi makan sehari hari saya terpaksa jual nasi bungkus keliling dan kue,
    ditengah himpitan ekonomi seperti ini saya bertemu dengan seorang teman
    dan bercerita kepadanya, Alhamdulilah beliau memberikan saran kepada saya.
    dulu katanya dia juga seperti saya stelah bergabung dengan NYI SEWIKA hidupnya kembali sukses,
    awalnya saya ragu dan tidak percaya tapi selama satu minggu saya berpikir
    dan melihat langsung hasilnya, `
    saya akhirnya bergabung dan menghubungi NYI SEWIKA di No 0853-7778-3434
    Semua petunjuk NYI SEWIKA saya ikuti dan hanya 3 hari Astagfirullahallazim,
    Alhamdulilah Demi AllAH dan anak saya,
    akhirnya 5M yang saya minta benar benar ada di tangan saya,
    semua utang saya lunas dan sisanya buat modal usaha,
    kini saya kembali sukses terimaksih NYI SEWIKA saya tidak akan melupakan jasa AKI.
    JIKA TEMAN TEMAN BERMINAT, YAKIN DAN PERCAYA INSYA ALLAH,
    SAYA SUDAH BUKTIKAN DEMI ALLAH SILAHKAN HUB NYI SEWIKA DI 0853-7778-3434

    ((((((((((((DANA GHAIB)))))))))))))))))

    Pesugihan Instant 5 MILYAR
    Mulai bulan ini (January 2016) Kami dari padepokan mengadakan program pesugihan Instant tanpa tumbal,
    serta tanpa resiko. Program ini kami khususkan bagi para pasien yang membutuhan modal usaha yang cukup besar,
    Hutang yang menumpuk (diatas 1 Milyar), Adapun ketentuan mengikuti program ini adalah sebagai berikut :

    Mempunyai Hutang diatas 1 Milyar
    Ingin membuka usaha dengan Modal diatas 1 Milyar
    dll

    Syarat :

    Usia Minimal 21 Tahun
    Berani Ritual (apabila tidak berani, maka bisa diwakilkan kami dan tim)
    Belum pernah melakukan perjanjian pesugihan ditempat lain
    Suci lahir dan batin (wanita tidak boleh mengikuti program ini pada saat datang bulan)
    Harus memiliki Kamar Kosong di rumah anda

    Proses :

    Proses ritual selama 2 hari 2 malam di dalam gua
    Harus siap mental lahir dan batin
    Sanggup Puasa 2 hari 2 malam ( ngebleng)
    Pada malam hari tidak boleh tidur

    Biaya ritual Sebesar 10 Juta dengan rincian sebagai berikut :

    Pengganti tumbal Kambing kendit : 5jt
    Ayam cemani : 2jt
    Minyak Songolangit : 2jt
    bunga, candu, kemenyan, nasi tumpeng, kain kafan dll Sebesar : 1jt

    Prosedur Daftar Ritual ini :

    Kirim Foto anda
    Kirim Data sesuai KTP

    Format : Nama, Alamat, Umur, Nama ibu Kandung, Weton (Hari Lahir), PESUGIHAN 5 MILYAR

    Kirim ke nomor ini NYI SEWIKA: 0853-7778-3434
    SMS Anda akan Kami balas secepatnya

    Maaf Program ini TERBATAS hanya untuk beberapa Orang saja.?

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