Health Care Gibberish

Before we start talking about the health care bill bulldozing its way through Congress, I’d like you to take a trip with me down memory lane. In January of 2009, during President Obama’s first full day in office, he said, “Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency.”  He even put out a Presidential Memorandum stating:

My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government.  We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of transparency, public participation, and collaboration. Openness will strengthen our democracy and promote efficiency and effectiveness in Government.

In fact, if you were paying attention to Barack Obama’s run for the presidency at all, you know that openness and transparency were cornerstones of his campaign.  Openness, transparency, and what else?  Wasn’t it bipartisanship?  If you were a supporter of Barack Obama in 2007, you may have received an email from him containing this sentiment:

Politics has become so bitter and partisan, so gummed up by money and influence, that we can’t tackle the big problems that demand solutions. And that’s what we have to change first. We have to change our politics, and come together around our common interests and concerns as Americans.

Way back in 2004, Obama was campaigning for a seat in the United States Senate. During an interview for The New Yorker, he told the interviewer:

A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, ‘Huh. It works. It makes sense.’

Did you enjoy that memory jog?  Or if it was news to you, did you enjoy the history lesson?  Are we all clear that President Obama thinks (or at least says) that it is imperative that our elected officials work together, openly and honestly, to create sensible legislation?

Which is why President Obama’s actions and sentiments regarding health care reform shouldn’t make any sense to anyone.  Let’s work together, but not with the Republicans.  Let’s create sensible legislation, but make sure that no one understands it, especially not the Congressmen nor Senators voting on it.  We can’t waste another moment- there are people dying and doctors are stealing children’s tonsils- but make sure that most of the provisions in the bill don’t take effect until 2013, which is conveniently after the next Presidential election.  Let’s call it America’s Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009, but throw people in jail if they choose to not purchase health care insurance.

Words have no meaning if they are only there to serve as smoke and mirrors, covering up a massive entitlement program that will severely limit our choices and most certainly diminish our overall quality of care.  It doesn’t matter if everyone has health insurance if there are no doctors around to treat the patients.

Senator Carper, a member of the Senate Finance Committee, likens the language of the health care bill to gibberish.  That doesn’t exactly make me feel better.

Contact your representative and senators and ask them to vote no to publicly funded health care.  We already have enough gibberish in our law books.

Rape-Rape: Bringing Conservatives & Liberals Together Since Monday

About 30 years ago, film director Roman Polanski plied a 13 year old girl with champagne and drugs, stripped her down for a “photo shoot” in a hot tub, and then proceeded to rape and sodomize her.  He pled guilty to the entire thing in hopes of a plea bargain, but felt that the judge would throw him in jail for 100 years, so he fled the country.  Last weekend, he was arrested in Zurich, and he now faces extradition to the United States. He was not arrested sooner because he’s been living in France all this time, and apparently the French government doesn’t mind if confessing pedophiles roam the streets.  In fact, they celebrate it, and are ticked off that he was arrested.

The ladies of The View discussed the situation on Monday, debating whether or not it was really rape-rape.  After all, it happened a very long time ago, and Polanski is a very gifted filmmaker.  And the girl’s mom was in the building at the time (doesn’t this fact make it even more gross?).  And even though she was drunk and drugged, and even though she said no, she was aware of what was happening-so was it really rape-rape?  Whoopie Goldberg said, “He was not charged … I know it wasn’t rape-rape. I think it was something else … but I don’t believe it was rape-rape.”

I didn’t know that there was such a thing as fake-rape.  Anytime a 44 year old inebriates a 13 year old with alcohol and drugs, and then has sex with that 13 year old-it’s rape.  Oh ok.  Drugs and alcohol don’t even have to be involved.  It’s still rape.  Real rape.  Rape-rape.  I can’t stand that there are people like Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese calling for Polanski’s release.  Seriously?  The dude RAPED a child!  That’s not something to just brush under the rug.

It seems that there is finally a subject to unite conservatives and liberals.  Aside from a few of the Liberal Elite, almost every American is outraged by the reverence for Polanski.  Even the super liberal National Organization for Women has slammed him and his defenders.  “He’s a criminal. He is a convicted criminal pedophile,” said Terry O’Neill, president of NOW. “How dare Roman Polanski think he could get away with this. I believe he has banked on men — powerful decision-makers — who are more intent on protecting rapists than children. This is the world Polanski is exploiting. It’s outrageous.”  Who knew that the vast majority of Americans were against rape?

All of my liberal friends (yes, I do have them) are upset.  One friend in particular sometimes refers to herself as Bizaro-Jenny since our political views are pretty much as opposite from each other as you can get.  Here’s what she had to say about Polanski:

I am shocked at the number of people that are supporting Polanski. It isn’t like he is coming back for a trial and could still be innocent. He pled guilty to raping a 13 year old girl. He has had an active arrest warrant for 30 years. When you pled guilty you know that the judge doesn’t have to go along with the plea agreement. There have been allegations that their was judicial misconduct but the solution to that isn’t to flee the country.

Polanksi disgusts me and I won’t watch any of his films.

Whoopie, Martin, Woody, and all the rest of you that think that it’s acceptable for a grown man to rape a half grown child, simply because he happens to be rich and famous- please pull your heads out of your hineys.  The only thing your dismissal of Polanski’s heinous crime does is make us wonder what skeletons you must have hidden in your closets.  What misdeeds have you covered up in your past, if the rape of a child is an excusable crime?

If conservatives and liberals can unite over the Polanski rape case, what’s next?  Agreement on health care?  Gun rights? Drilling for oil?  Well, one step at a time.